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[May. 10th, 2006|10:41 pm]
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[22:38] (MechanicalBird|Sweet): Joy is PMing somebody!
[22:38] (Ee): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE
[22:38] * MechanicalBird|Sweet points.
[22:38] (Ee): ZOMG
[22:38] (Joyuna): omg yes I am
[22:38] (MechanicalBird|Sweet): Is it hawt cybersex with Lewis?
[22:38] (Joyuna): how did u know !!

lol me typing too slow

PS:
[22:44] (MechanicalBird|Sweet): Matt, wasn't there some slut girl who tried to get into your pants?
[22:45] (Patrick): Yeah, her name was Joy!
[22:45] (Patrick): ...
>_>; no
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[Mar. 22nd, 2006|12:16 am]
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[00:14] (CaptainMarbles): You know, I was cruising through CE the other day and realized a significant fraction of your posts involve masturbating.
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Internet slut, part umpteen [Mar. 8th, 2006|03:29 am]
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Quote=Virgil
It's long been established that Torrent and Sam are our true yaoi relationship.

Kind of like how Joy and Matt are the "WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU HOOKED UP?!" relationship.


*tehetehe*

By the way, this message board stuff is starting to interfere with real life a little too much (in a humorous way, not a frightening way). Naturally I love it when Zach or Jule or someone says stuff like "For the win!" or w00t, but I was this close to invoking Godwin's law when Patrick compared Mrs. Lach to a concentration camp officer.
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[Feb. 5th, 2006|10:26 am]
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[Spirits | amused]
[Voices |They Might Be Giants - Larger Than Life]

More:
Joyuna, full of boundless grace
Blessed with the most perfect face
And boobies visible from space!
O Joyuna!


Currently downloading: MC Hawking < 3
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I'm such an internet slut [Feb. 4th, 2006|12:24 pm]
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"O Joyuna!
O illustrious redhead, O first class detective!
Sweet maiden, thou are best
At finding dolphins having sex
How tragically the peasants be
Who live so Joyless!
O Joyuna!
Be my ocean princess forever."


*snort*
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For the fucking win [Jan. 29th, 2006|09:47 am]
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QUOTE (Joyuna @ Jan 28 2006, 03:11 PM)
Doctor, I compulsively refresh my email inbox.
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You refresh you inbox because of your want for sex.
The inbox is like your vagina, in that it accepts an object. Spam is like rape.
When you receive email, you receive gratification in the same way you do when you receive sex.
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[Jan. 1st, 2006|12:06 am]
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Woot.

kittinco: Happy New Year! =D
Joy wazzup: Same :]
kittinco: :-)
Joy wazzup: kiss plz? :-*
kittinco: :-*?
Joy wazzup: :-*
kittinco: :-*.
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fucking like bunnies [Dec. 11th, 2005|09:43 pm]
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[21:36] (Ash2Dust): I want some of that sexy bunny ass
[21:36] (Joyuna): I had a sex dream that I was a rabbit once.
[21:36] (PEZ): sex dream?
[21:36] (Joyuna): I was a rabbit.
[21:37] (Joyuna): And I had sex.
[21:37] (Ash2Dust): that's hot, joy... that's freaking hot
[21:37] (Devin): Fair enoug
[21:37] (Ash2Dust): sex with another rabbit?
[21:37] (Joyuna): yes
[21:37] (PEZ): they multiply
[21:37] (PEZ): baby
[21:37] (PEZ): they multiply
[21:38] (Ash2Dust): I hope I was the other rabbit
[21:38] (Joyuna): ;D
[21:38] (Ash2Dust): how was it? Was it good?
[21:38] (Joyuna): it was excellent.
[21:38] (Ash2Dust): sweet
[21:38] (Devin): Night of the Lepus
[21:38] (Ash2Dust): Now I wanna have that dream
[21:39] (Joyuna): You are the hawtest bunny lover ever, Ash
[21:39] (Ash2Dust): You know it, baby
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[Nov. 27th, 2005|06:25 pm]
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[18:24] (Pez): Let's say you and me go outside and JOY each other up, if you catch my drift..
[18:24] (Pez): DO YOU CATCH MY DRIFT, WOMAN?!
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mIRC yay [Nov. 7th, 2005|09:45 pm]
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[Voices |Susumu Hirasawa - Shiroi Oka - Maromi no Theme]

[21:33] *** Joyuna is now known as Joyuna|DoingStuff
[21:36] (Patrick): Ho-HO!
[21:36] (Patrick): We finally get to see Joy gettin off?
[21:37] *** Joyuna|DoingStuff is now known as Joy|DoingStuffPrivately
[21:37] (Sam): :(
[21:40] (Patrick): Aw, damn
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Weekend! SLEEP! ...er, I mean, a chance to catch up on work! [Nov. 4th, 2005|06:22 pm]
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[Spirits | hungry]
[Voices |Franz Liszt - Liebestraum No 3 in A flat major]

Joyuna - I hijacked her account and made posts that made it seem like she was my girlfriend. And afterwards I kept making posts with my own account to support that. And a few people seemed to believe that.

Brak/Revaryn caught on real fast. "Joy's not perverted/crazy enough for you" is what he said. He's right.

I'm insulted! Ha.

Positive side effect of NaNo: Discovery of more classical music, which I've been wanting to do for a good long while. I can't write well with vocal music playing in the background; it's too distracting. So my Winamp playlist for the month is all classical and soundtrack music. My last.FM charts will show a jump in John Williams and Vangelis. Interesting.

I have committed myself to 4 Journalism articles.
I am a fool.
But I'll get to write a ranteditorial on Intelligent Design. Who knows if it'll be any good.

Tomorrow Jessie, Elyssa and I are going to Kings Island; the last weekend the park is open before whatever they do during the winter.
Tuesday we get off school, but I won't be able to sleep in because it'll be my first in-car driving school session.

I'll be able to sleep in as much as I like on Sunday though.

~Joy; at 3698 words
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. [Nov. 1st, 2005|11:10 pm]
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[Spirits | awake]
[Voices |Maroon 5 - Pure Imagination]

Oh speaking of my darling girlfrkiend...She used such a cute synonym for fellatiing last night during one of our nightly romps...I can't remember what it was right now, I'd have to check my IM log.

And Ykari...Ah, nice girl. I'm afraid my darling Joyuna might get a tad mad if I made any overt advances towards her same-age rival though, so that'll have to stay where it is for now.


XD

So, damn. It's 10 already. Got home from choir at 4p, rested and checked in on the internet a little and then went out to dinner. Directly after, Paula and Dad and I went to the mall.
Looked, giggled, recounted quite loudly to Paula random events of Halloween and the anime con.

And somehow, got home, showered, and now it's 10 o'clock.

Cool things happened at the mall. We went into Spencer and found a Rocky Horrror trivia game! And I started freaking out about it and hardly even noticed that Trent was the cashier staring at me. I noticed him, gave a "hello" and continued to freak out.

Saw a Pope John Paul II action figure at KBToys. Amidst all the Barbie dolls.

Someone I did not recognise said "Hi Joy" to me in the bathroom. Um...

Went to Walden's, skimmed over the comic rack again. I'd done so before earlier last month so I wasn't expecting to find anything I wanted.
But I did! Yaaaay Infinite Crisis #1, a month late!
It's coolness, but I'm too used to reading whole stories compiled into one book. This is like an episode of a TV show (complete with commercials... gah ads) with a major cliffhanger.

After that we went to Borders and while Paula went looking for I-dunno-what, I hopped over to the graphic novel section to see if they had anything interesting. They had a $75 copy of Watchmen, so I guess that's interesting.
I spent the time flipping through the first volumes of Sandman and Y: The Last Man, which no other bookstore ever seems to have. I look forward to getting them eventually (I'm getting the first Y in December, dunno about Sandman). The big coffeetable-type book I got about Sandman not too long ago made me convince myself that Sandman was awesome, and you know what? I was right. So I'll need to get more of that.

All running around and no schoolwork makes for a lazy-ass Joy. My report card grade for Chem is a 77, after the curve. Meep.
And I've lots I could have done tonight. Which I didn't. Muh.

~Joy has Academic Team tomorrow! Rejoice!
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I'll be the atheist in your foxhole anytime ;D [Oct. 31st, 2005|04:25 pm]
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[Spirits | blah]
[Voices |Souad Massi - Passe le Temps (As Time Goes By)]

Whoa whoa whoa! I just meant on the whole age thing!

She's got other positive traits!

I mean she gives a pretty decent cyber-handjob.

The literary ones always do.


*giggle*
On the sister forum of SD, the admin is "punishing" us for being pussies while he was away. But this really is very entertaining.

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It doesn't feel like Halloween at all. Danielle and James come over in an hour and I've got to get my costume on. It's not cold enough and it's not dark enough and it's not spooky enough. I don't know.

Why the hell is there cat hair all over my ever-important all-black clothes.

Hmm. So running around outside in the dark in a mask which offers zero peripheral vision? Sounds like fun.

Oh, and at the anime con I got lots of hugs for liking yaoi. Seriously. Girls came up to me and asked, "Hey, do you like yaoi?" and when I said yes they would give me a hug. One girl was also wearing a "YAOI: My anti-drug" shirt. Heh.

~Joy
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Yay, hormones [Jun. 21st, 2004|12:47 pm]
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[Spirits | horny]
[Voices |Eagles - Journey Of The Sorcerer]

OH
My gads.
I totally forgot to type up my dream.
I had the...uh.. dreamiest dream.
And it rocked so much and
Why en't it real?!
T_T
Hmph.

I was still at school. I was on my way to school and instead of getting out at the high school, I went with Paula to the middle school. I played around in the Choir room for about a half hour and realized that I wasn't at the right school, and got all stressed out because I was late.
After doddling around in the office for a while, I went back to my classes. In fact, this might have taken place in next year, because I didn't recognize many people in my class.
But OMGGUESSWHAT I did recognize one.
Mree-hee-hee, John was in my class.
And for some project or something we were grouped together along with three or four other people.
And he ended up learning my name and I'd swoon each time he said it. XD

Yes, this counts as an ueberly-awesome dream for me. In it, I also had a laptop. So that's a plus. But the big thing was John. And it was all OMGI'MTALKINGTOJOHNEWBY *die*
...It was nice.

And now that I'm all secksed up, here's sommat else:

Celebrity secks survey )
I didn't know half that list. I suck like that.

Dad's gone, Mom's not coming home till 3:30, letter's in box, mail's not here yet. Should be any time now.

~Joy has two entries today *gasp*
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