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[Jan. 31st, 2007|03:27 pm] |
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My brain is explodin'.
Gotta love this quote, though:
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me! |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2006|10:07 pm] |
Slithy Joy: ...all of my 10 required service hours this quarter are going to be between two different things.
Slithy Joy: These coloring pages, and a Honduran girl I help at the elementary school.
Slithy Joy: It's been 2 hours coloring these things already.
HemlockMartinis: How many pages do you have to color?
Slithy Joy: I'm about halfway through
Slithy Joy: lessee..
Slithy Joy: hahahaha, there's only like 25 of them total
Slithy Joy: but I've been spending forever on them
HemlockMartinis: Haha wo.
Slithy Joy: It's like, a bingo board and I have to color pumkpins and tombstones on them and stuff.
HemlockMartinis: This is obviously vital service to the community.
Slithy Joy: yup
Slithy Joy: the little kids will have something to keep them quiet on Halloween
HemlockMartinis: Horse tranquilizers do the same thing. |
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| "And DESPITE THE MISLEADING NAME, not only the back, but in fact the front cover of the book are now made of a light, flexible material called PAPER." |
[Oct. 16th, 2006|12:16 am] |
I finally finally finally bought John Hodgman's book.
I have traveled to at least seven states and several foreign countries. This includes England where, on a charge of "leaning an object against the fence" (police code for nighttime drunken zoo-invasion), I spent a night in a London jail, which my captors insisted on spelling it "G-A-O-L." This is but one of the ways they tortured me. Let us not speak of it again. |
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[Aug. 18th, 2006|10:03 pm] |
Joy says:
rawrwrwwrwrwrwrararararwrwar
Joy says:
how the fuck can I operate a car at eight fifteen in the morning?
Gustavo says:
USE THE PENIS
Joy says:
...
Joy says:
...
Joy says:
...what?
Gustavo says:
what? |
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[Aug. 15th, 2006|06:32 pm] |
[WeighThoseOpinions] I'd expect it to be in Connecticut.
[WeighThoseOpinions] That's America's richest state, I think.
[Joyuna] One day I will be head of English Spelling Reform
[Joyuna] and I will kill that silent c in Connecticut once and for all!
[MechanicalBird] You're just pissed everyone knew about it but you, Joy.
[Joyuna] YES I AM!
[MechanicalBird] MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID MORE ATTENTION IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL |
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[Aug. 12th, 2006|10:14 pm] |
Gustavo says:
anyway, either way you're making out with Ryan Stiles
Joy says:
XDDDD
Gustavo says:
*thumbs up* |
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[Aug. 9th, 2006|10:01 pm] |
Joy says:
I seriously suck at drawing wangs
Gustavo says:
I don't think it's a trait most people want
Gustavo says:
hehe on Next the three factoids
Gustavo says:
*Joy can draw wangs superbly!
Gustavo says:
*Joy dressed up as Batgirl once!
Gustavo says:
*Joy says 'large toes' are a big no no |
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| que chistoso, no? |
[Jul. 29th, 2006|12:17 pm] |
ilovelizards22: how do you say eggs
Slithy Joy: XD
Slithy Joy: huevos, which also means balls
ilovelizards22: XD
ilovelizards22: eggs is spelled the same way is balls
ilovelizards22: as
ilovelizards22: hmm
ilovelizards22: nvm
ilovelizards22: i was going to say i like eggs...but never mind
ilovelizards22: mi hermana gustars largarto
ilovelizards22: jejejee |
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[Jun. 14th, 2006|08:09 pm] |
Haha!
In fact, the most WTF-ing restrooms I've ever seen had a chess board painted on one door and a knight on the other. I think I gave up and opened them to see which one I was supposed to use, but after a good while I realized that the "chess board" was a "checkers board" (checkers = damas --> "ladies") and the knight was supposed to be a "caballero" (gentlemen).
That's clever. |
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| Gaah time travel! XD |
[Jun. 5th, 2006|10:50 am] |
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I've been reading Night Watch the past few days and today all of a sudden I've really gotten into it. Other than the English exam, we haven't done anything today so I've basically been reading all morning.
"For the seamstresses?" said Vimes, putting the pliers down in a hurry.
"Those things? No, the ladies of the night take pride these days in never requiring that sort of thing. My work with them is more of, shall we say, a preventative nature."
"Teaching them to use thimbles, that sort of thing?"
"Yes, it's amazing how far you can push a metaphor, isn't it..."
Graaaaah I can't stand being cooped up in this classroom. The last week of school is such a waste. |
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| Da comrade! |
[May. 18th, 2006|01:50 am] |
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Methinks I am addicted to post-it notes, as well as clutter.
Between the notes in Korean, the paper cranes, the long expired to-do lists, empty pads and other miscellaneous papers on my desk, how am I ever to find that list of comics I write up every month? Or distinguish between one month and the next? Aheh.
A-hah! Here it is.
I should also probably finish up reading the books I bought from last month, but whatev.
Went canoeing today. It was really fun; we didn't tip over; my hands kind of hurt now. I slipped getting out of the boat, and will have to endure "What did you do to your lip?" over and over for the next week. I'm thinking of making something up.
The end of the year means tying up all the lose ends, of which there are many. These next couple of weeks are going to be stressful.
Choir concert went well, considering. But four run-throughs of all our songs left me hoarse this morning.
We had a communist party tonight. I was Lenin.
[00:18] * KarlMarx is now known as Lenin
[00:18] [MaoTseTung] Tung, tung! Mao Tse Tung! TseTungTse!
[00:18] [Stalin] Lenin!
[00:18] [Lenin] How's that?
[00:18] [Lenin] Stalin!
[00:18] [Stalin] Come help me kill this Capitalist Pig!
[00:18] * Noser is now known as FutureTeddyRoosevelt
[00:18] [Lenin] What's crackin' man?
[00:18] [Lenin] 'kay!
[00:20] * Freakazoid kicks Lenin.
[00:20] * Stalin shoots Freakazoid.
[00:20] [Lenin] Yay!
[00:20] [Lenin] Thanks Joe!
[00:20] * Freakazoid throws Andrew Jackson at Stalin.
[00:21] [AndrewJackson] ....
[00:21] [Stalin] Anytime, Vladdy!
And that's the way it is, May 17 2006. |
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[May. 10th, 2006|10:41 pm] |
[22:38] (MechanicalBird|Sweet): Joy is PMing somebody!
[22:38] (Ee): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE
[22:38] * MechanicalBird|Sweet points.
[22:38] (Ee): ZOMG
[22:38] (Joyuna): omg yes I am
[22:38] (MechanicalBird|Sweet): Is it hawt cybersex with Lewis?
[22:38] (Joyuna): how did u know !!
lol me typing too slow
PS:
[22:44] (MechanicalBird|Sweet): Matt, wasn't there some slut girl who tried to get into your pants?
[22:45] (Patrick): Yeah, her name was Joy!
[22:45] (Patrick): ...
>_>; no |
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[May. 7th, 2006|10:05 pm] |
HAHAHA Fayetje look!
I think I might have found this before but it bears re-posting.
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[May. 4th, 2006|09:36 pm] |
[21:35] (Griega): Anyhow.
[21:35] (Griega): This is going to sound terrible...
[21:35] (Jennifer): Ooo, this should be good
[21:36] (Joyuna): Yay!
[21:36] (Griega): But your voice reminds me of The Brave Little Toaster.
[21:36] (MechanicalBird): AWESOME
[21:36] (Jennifer): HAHAHAHA
[21:36] (Joyuna): WHAT
[21:36] (Joyuna): HAHAHHAHAHAH
[21:36] (Jennifer): JOY IS A TOASTER
[21:36] (Griega): See?
[21:36] (MechanicalBird): I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR VOICE NOW SO MUCH
[21:36] (Griega): Terrible.
[22:16] (Mattie): HOLY CRAP
[22:16] (Mattie): JOY'S VOICE IS SO SEXY
= The Brave Little Toaster is so sexy?? |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2006|10:16 pm] |
PS in a separate entry, because this is important:
We went to Medieval Times, and at the end the announcer said his goodbye and also "There are some who call me Tim" and I was like OMGOMGOMG and NO ONE ELSE GOT IT WTFFFF.
PPS: Omni you're wonderful.
Wolfy Pirate: Bonne chance avec ton homme de Britain! |
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[Apr. 7th, 2006|12:16 pm] |
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| [ | Voices |
| | O-HUM - In Sham-e Delafrooz | ] |
: )
I'd cast Joy as Oracle. Both have red hair, and both can find out every single fucking thing about you if they so wished.
I got The Annotated Alice for my birthday. Zi, if you have the means to do so, go out and buy it right now it is gorgeous. An absolute wealth of information.
Something I learned: Dodgson memorised 70-some digits of Pi. ^_^
Saturday I am going to Scallywag [laser tag] with Jessie Elyssa Doug Paula and maybe Soo Wan! It's going to be fantastic.
John Hodgman was on the Daily Show last night (rather, night before last, but I caught it at 8:00 yesterday). I really need to download some of the Little Gray Books podcasts, because everything he does I find positively hilarious. Also, JC contributes to those.
Today I have the day off. I slept until 10:30 and I have completely wasted the day up till now. Now I'm going to have lunch.
~Joy's seventeenth ring around the sun is off to a pleasant start |
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[Mar. 30th, 2006|08:30 pm] |
[20:28] (Eeg): Is it "your pants" or "my pants?"
[20:28] (Joyuna): It's the end of the world as we know it in my pants
[20:28] (MechanicalBird): Can be either.
[20:28] (Eeg): Okay.
[20:28] (Eeg): Just checking.
[20:28] (DeadCanadian): It could also be in the pants of a person of your choice
[20:29] (Joyuna): I will come again in my pants.
[20:29] (Eeg): That wins.
[20:29] (DerekSanstheDominos): Awesoems.
[20:29] (Joyuna): :D
[20:29] (Eeg): JOY HAS WON
[20:29] (Joyuna): yesss.
[20:29] (Eeg): YOU CAN ALL GO HOME
[20:29] (DerekSanstheDominos): Yeah. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2006|04:06 am] |
AHAHAHA LUPEY
LUUUU
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