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MSN convos are hard to read, sorry [Dec. 7th, 2006|09:00 pm]
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[Spirits | bouncy]
[Voices |Pink Martini - Let's Never Stop Falling In Love]

[Ben] I have teeth again! says:
Drop-bears and hoop snakes aren't real, though
Joy says:
XD
[Ben] I have teeth again! says:
They're a nation-wide conspiracy against foreigners.
Joy says:
Thanks for that Ben.
[Ben] I have teeth again! says:
^^
[Ben] I have teeth again! says:
They're a giant Australian joke for anyone from America or Britain.
[Ben] I have teeth again! says:
'cos it's fun to watch Yanks avoid trees.
Joy says:
rofl
Joy says:
Do people actually fall for it?
[Ben] I have teeth again! says:
Yup.
Joy says:
That's amazing.
[Ben] I have teeth again! says:
One of the teachers I went to school with was in the Army reserves.
[Ben] I have teeth again! says:
They were out with a British unit
[Ben] I have teeth again! says:
And when they were digging trenches, they put all their dirt behind the trench, while the Poms put theirs in front
[Ben] I have teeth again! says:
When the Poms asked about it, my teacher and his unit said "So when the hoop-snakes roll down, they hit the dirt and fly over the trench. If the dirt wasn't there, they'd fall straight in."
[Ben] I have teeth again! says:
The next day all the British trenches had their dirt moved behind.



Nooo moooore college classes until January.

-No more scapegoats ("Please don't make this due tomorrow, Mrs. Yarchi... I have a 5-page paper to do tonight for my History class")
-No more Sign Language D:
-No more 5-page papers (except for English)
-No more actually studying for tests (except for Calc)
-No more annoying driving back and forth, rushing in the afternoons and driving home tired in the nights
-No more class rules and schedules that actually make sense

Next quarter I'm signed up for ASL 2 and Medical Anthropology, Wednesday and Thursday nights. Which works out well because I won't have to bother D'Ann to change my work schedule (it took her about two months to change it the first time...).

Anyway. Winter yay! One more week of school! Then winter break will go by in a flash and all I'll have to look forward to is spring break. Meh.
(Optimism? What's that?)

~Joy feels lazy.
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That is not a good teaching practice, Matt [Oct. 22nd, 2006|10:07 pm]
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Slithy Joy: ...all of my 10 required service hours this quarter are going to be between two different things.
Slithy Joy: These coloring pages, and a Honduran girl I help at the elementary school.
Slithy Joy: It's been 2 hours coloring these things already.
HemlockMartinis: How many pages do you have to color?
Slithy Joy: I'm about halfway through
Slithy Joy: lessee..
Slithy Joy: hahahaha, there's only like 25 of them total
Slithy Joy: but I've been spending forever on them
HemlockMartinis: Haha wo.
Slithy Joy: It's like, a bingo board and I have to color pumkpins and tombstones on them and stuff.
HemlockMartinis: This is obviously vital service to the community.
Slithy Joy: yup
Slithy Joy: the little kids will have something to keep them quiet on Halloween
HemlockMartinis: Horse tranquilizers do the same thing.
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huh [Aug. 18th, 2006|10:03 pm]
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Joy says:
rawrwrwwrwrwrwrararararwrwar
Joy says:
how the fuck can I operate a car at eight fifteen in the morning?
Gustavo says:
USE THE PENIS
Joy says:
...
Joy says:
...
Joy says:
...what?
Gustavo says:
what?
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Connect-a-cut [Aug. 15th, 2006|06:32 pm]
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[WeighThoseOpinions] I'd expect it to be in Connecticut.
[WeighThoseOpinions] That's America's richest state, I think.
[Joyuna] One day I will be head of English Spelling Reform
[Joyuna] and I will kill that silent c in Connecticut once and for all!
[MechanicalBird] You're just pissed everyone knew about it but you, Joy.
[Joyuna] YES I AM!
[MechanicalBird] MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID MORE ATTENTION IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
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Drew Carey Show reference [Aug. 12th, 2006|10:14 pm]
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Gustavo says:
anyway, either way you're making out with Ryan Stiles
Joy says:
XDDDD
Gustavo says:
*thumbs up*
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I have no idea [Aug. 9th, 2006|10:01 pm]
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Joy says:
I seriously suck at drawing wangs
Gustavo says:
I don't think it's a trait most people want
Gustavo says:
hehe on Next the three factoids
Gustavo says:
*Joy can draw wangs superbly!
Gustavo says:
*Joy dressed up as Batgirl once!
Gustavo says:
*Joy says 'large toes' are a big no no
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[Jul. 30th, 2006|08:10 pm]
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[MechanicalBird] I think this is the definition of nerdity right here. We're discussing on IRC our conversations with a robot, while sending messages to one another via this same robot, which is on a messenger program to begin with.
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que chistoso, no? [Jul. 29th, 2006|12:17 pm]
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ilovelizards22: how do you say eggs
Slithy Joy: XD
Slithy Joy: huevos, which also means balls
ilovelizards22: XD
ilovelizards22: eggs is spelled the same way is balls
ilovelizards22: as
ilovelizards22: hmm
ilovelizards22: nvm
ilovelizards22: i was going to say i like eggs...but never mind

ilovelizards22: mi hermana gustars largarto
ilovelizards22: jejejee
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jigga what? [Jul. 28th, 2006|05:13 pm]
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[Joyuna] What are you doing all over Europe, Mattie?
[Matt] Cursing cruel fate.
[Joyuna] ...
[Joyuna] Just let ya know I am unspeakably jealous of you
[Matt] Why? You want to be with your parents for two weeks with nobody to talk to and no way to escape them?
[Joyuna] I want to be in England, dammit!
[Matt] I want to be home, damnit!
[Virgie] Yeah me too
[Joyuna] Let's switch
[Virgie] England I mean
[Matt] No, you live in Montana or something.
[Matt] I was in France up until two days ago.
[Joyuna] ...me? I live in Ohio
[Matt] Same thing, Joy.
[Joyuna] ...k
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god dammit fucking nerd [Jul. 15th, 2006|07:45 pm]
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[Virgie|DochNochNichSchlafi] I can say 'I'm a Human', but I have no idea how to spell it
[Joyuna] tera'ngan something?
[Joyuna] ...How do I know all this, dammit
[Virgie|DochNochNichSchlafi] yich or something
[Joyuna] jiH
[MechanicalBird] Because you're a crazy language wizard, Joy.
[Joyuna] :]
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[Jun. 29th, 2006|10:20 pm]
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[Xanthe:] Joy, have I ever told you that you seriously scare me?

Ahehehe!
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[Jun. 23rd, 2006|01:35 am]
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[Joyuna] it's PIRATE-THEMED LASER TAG
[Joyuna] quite possibly the best thing ever
[Joyuna] Pirate-themed laser tag where all the emo kids like to hang out.
* Joyuna shoots emo kids
* Joyuna laughs evilly
[Noser] why would pirates use lasers
[Joyuna] Why not?!
[Bizarre] Pirates would use lasers if they had lasers.

Wheeee sorry for all the short silly posts lately. Feeling kind of hyper.
:D
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I know, right? [Jun. 22nd, 2006|06:02 pm]
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17:59 [MechanicalBird] Joy, I never said "I know right?" before I met you.

SUCCESS!
I actually think I picked it up from Lu... but I really can't stop saying it.
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Romance languages lead to premarital sex [Jun. 11th, 2006|04:45 pm]
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[Spirits | bouncy]
[Voices |Harvey Danger - Incommunicado]

Haha fuck!

TimeToBeatFeet: WHY DON'T YOU STICK TO ONE LANGUAGE?!
TimeToBeatFeet: WHY, Hagwaii?! WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!!!?!?!?!?!??!
MinniePresidette: At least I'm not Joyuna!
MinniePresidette: Girl's a freak with the languages.
TimeToBeatFeet: This is true
MinniePresidette: She GETS FREAKY with the languages!
TimeToBeatFeet: She knows why they're called "romance languages"

*grin* F'reals, I don't geek out language-wise on Superdickery too much. Or I try not to.

Last night was beyond bizarre. But in a good way. Went to Danielle's for her birthday. We ended up playing truth or dare and Doug licked my shoe. o.0 So yeah.
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[Jun. 1st, 2006|05:20 pm]
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[Spirits | amused]
[Voices |Beck - Sissyneck]

I love how our PN chat has degenerated into Spanish.
Wolfy Pirate: Demasiadas personas eran como, "ay mi Dios, qué significa 'Ompimec'".
Silvery Serebro: XD
Slithy Joy: Que significa Wolfy Pirate?
Slithy Joy: :-P
GrassyKnollPants: xD
Wolfy Pirate: Estás bajando, Joyeaux.
Slithy Joy: XD

I'm the Editor-in-Chief of the Torch next year. There wasn't any vote or anything... Stautberg just kind of appointed me. "Joy, next year you're going to be editor-in-chief, and Tiffany you're going to be the art and design editor."

PN Day is hella fun. However, just about all the stuff I had to do for school that I've blown off is due tomorrow. So... I'll be doing some of that. Maybe.
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Da comrade! [May. 18th, 2006|01:50 am]
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[Voices |Jake Speed and the Freddies - The Twizzler Song]

Methinks I am addicted to post-it notes, as well as clutter.

Between the notes in Korean, the paper cranes, the long expired to-do lists, empty pads and other miscellaneous papers on my desk, how am I ever to find that list of comics I write up every month? Or distinguish between one month and the next? Aheh.

A-hah! Here it is.
I should also probably finish up reading the books I bought from last month, but whatev.

Went canoeing today. It was really fun; we didn't tip over; my hands kind of hurt now. I slipped getting out of the boat, and will have to endure "What did you do to your lip?" over and over for the next week. I'm thinking of making something up.

The end of the year means tying up all the lose ends, of which there are many. These next couple of weeks are going to be stressful.

Choir concert went well, considering. But four run-throughs of all our songs left me hoarse this morning.

We had a communist party tonight. I was Lenin.

[00:18] * KarlMarx is now known as Lenin
[00:18] [MaoTseTung] Tung, tung! Mao Tse Tung! TseTungTse!
[00:18] [Stalin] Lenin!
[00:18] [Lenin] How's that?
[00:18] [Lenin] Stalin!
[00:18] [Stalin] Come help me kill this Capitalist Pig!
[00:18] * Noser is now known as FutureTeddyRoosevelt
[00:18] [Lenin] What's crackin' man?
[00:18] [Lenin] 'kay!

[00:20] * Freakazoid kicks Lenin.
[00:20] * Stalin shoots Freakazoid.
[00:20] [Lenin] Yay!
[00:20] [Lenin] Thanks Joe!
[00:20] * Freakazoid throws Andrew Jackson at Stalin.
[00:21] [AndrewJackson] ....
[00:21] [Stalin] Anytime, Vladdy!

And that's the way it is, May 17 2006.
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[May. 12th, 2006|09:38 pm]
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[21:33] (Bizarre): Okay, I have a theory.
[21:33] (Jennifer): Hmm?
[21:33] (Bizarre): The only thing greater than Joylogic is the Will of DarkGob.
[21:33] (Bizarre): Objections?

And of course you all know how great my logic can be.

...reading three-year-old journal entries of mine is kind of painful. Forgive me. Also, I finally watched that movie Pi the other night.
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[May. 10th, 2006|10:41 pm]
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[22:38] (MechanicalBird|Sweet): Joy is PMing somebody!
[22:38] (Ee): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE
[22:38] * MechanicalBird|Sweet points.
[22:38] (Ee): ZOMG
[22:38] (Joyuna): omg yes I am
[22:38] (MechanicalBird|Sweet): Is it hawt cybersex with Lewis?
[22:38] (Joyuna): how did u know !!

lol me typing too slow

PS:
[22:44] (MechanicalBird|Sweet): Matt, wasn't there some slut girl who tried to get into your pants?
[22:45] (Patrick): Yeah, her name was Joy!
[22:45] (Patrick): ...
>_>; no
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[May. 4th, 2006|09:36 pm]
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[21:35] (Griega): Anyhow.
[21:35] (Griega): This is going to sound terrible...
[21:35] (Jennifer): Ooo, this should be good
[21:36] (Joyuna): Yay!
[21:36] (Griega): But your voice reminds me of The Brave Little Toaster.
[21:36] (MechanicalBird): AWESOME
[21:36] (Jennifer): HAHAHAHA
[21:36] (Joyuna): WHAT
[21:36] (Joyuna): HAHAHHAHAHAH
[21:36] (Jennifer): JOY IS A TOASTER
[21:36] (Griega): See?
[21:36] (MechanicalBird): I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR VOICE NOW SO MUCH
[21:36] (Griega): Terrible.

[22:16] (Mattie): HOLY CRAP
[22:16] (Mattie): JOY'S VOICE IS SO SEXY

= The Brave Little Toaster is so sexy??
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And with it we'll beat little Van [May. 4th, 2006|07:25 pm]
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[Voices |They Might Be Giants - Tippecanoe and Tyler Too]

[19:22] (AutoeroticDefenestration): And no clue about Future Soundtrack for America other than it's got a song I love.
[19:22] (Joyuna): Tippecanoooooooooooooooooooooooe
[19:22] (AutoeroticDefenestration): But that's a compilations of songs by diffrent bands.
[19:22] (AutoeroticDefenestration): Ohhhyes.
[19:22] (Joyuna): orgasm
[19:22] (AutoeroticDefenestration): Indeeed.
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[Apr. 28th, 2006|05:18 pm]
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JTHM Bond: so, this will be your first time seeing Les Mis?
Slithy Joy: Yep
Slithy Joy: ^^
JTHM Bond: well, be warned.
Slithy Joy: of?
JTHM Bond: there are scenes of violence in this play.
Slithy Joy: =o
JTHM Bond: there are also prostitutes.
Slithy Joy: =o!!
JTHM Bond: one of the main characters is a prostitute.
Slithy Joy: =o!!!
JTHM Bond: also, i have had the songs from this play forcefed to me since i was in kindergarden.
Slithy Joy: You've just described Moulin Rouge
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[Mar. 30th, 2006|08:30 pm]
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[20:28] (Eeg): Is it "your pants" or "my pants?"
[20:28] (Joyuna): It's the end of the world as we know it in my pants
[20:28] (MechanicalBird): Can be either.
[20:28] (Eeg): Okay.
[20:28] (Eeg): Just checking.
[20:28] (DeadCanadian): It could also be in the pants of a person of your choice
[20:29] (Joyuna): I will come again in my pants.
[20:29] (Eeg): That wins.
[20:29] (DerekSanstheDominos): Awesoems.
[20:29] (Joyuna): :D
[20:29] (Eeg): JOY HAS WON
[20:29] (Joyuna): yesss.
[20:29] (Eeg): YOU CAN ALL GO HOME
[20:29] (DerekSanstheDominos): Yeah.
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